Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet.

Day 6 of my captivity. Will it ever end? I don't like having parents. Especially parents who need hearing aids. I am so sorry to all of you who have to deal with parents on a daily basis. I cannot wait until my parents come home. It is driving me insane! They ask to many questions and they force me to eat and converse with them, they even come into my room. Its dispicable. I hate it. Yet I will never be a parent like my mother is. But that is ok because my kids wont get used to having no parents and then get thrown into it every couple years when they want to go for a vacation.

Hella Depressed.

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know